selected celebrity sightings...
for some reason this didn't get reported on at all, but back in the day slick willy comissioned a piece from me. he wanted something to show his deep respect for women.
yeah you can be jealous. jessica does actually have these tattoos. and i did them personally. the make up artists just do a real ood job of covering them up in movies and tv and shit. hell, even my wife thinks this is hot as hell.
dr. funke's 100% good time family band solution was actually based on a drawing i tobias bought from me while living in boston. he really enjoyed the indiscriminate penetrations of orifices and bodily fluids depicted in the piece. he even alluded to my work during an episode of "arrested development" by saying, "it all looks the same in the dark."
What the fuck is this jackass laughing at?? I got hired to draw his portrait and I depicted him getting his nose dipped in shit... Does he really not get it?? Oh yeah... he doesn't.
Bayside's one and only, Kelly Kapowski! On a related note, I once saw Tiffany Amber Thiesen interviewed (on Carson Daly's show, for which I deserve to be punished) and wow... she is dumber than crystal meth.
Martha felt bad for me because she spent less time in jail than I did so she asked me to design the cover for her new book of jail house recipes. I even contributed the recipe for DING!